Sunday, August 1, 2010

#980-Mattress Sheets


Dude. Mattress sheets/covers NEVER stay on. EVER. I am so sick of it. Every damn night mine slips off and I'm left sleeping on this plastic mattress cover I use to protect me from allergens that thrive in the actual mattress. AND I HATE putting them on! I can never get it JUST RIGHT. You have to lift the mattress, move it from side to side, sprawl your body out on the bed, stretch your arms etc. What next? A fucking algebra equation? GOD. DAMMIT. MATTRESS!!!!!

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